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Did you ever wonder what a conversation between lichen, germs, and an ant supercolony (not to mention Matthew Lesko) about getting to the center of a Tootsie Pop would be like? http://conversatron.com/convers.py?topic=103189&count=28 (And speaking of Matthew Lesko, and the Big F'ing State of Alaska.. :D)
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notjaffo: Transcripts of OnStar Service Conversations Not Selected for Commercials.
Customer: Perfect! That’s great, perfect. I’m going to need a car wash, too. Someplace discreet, if you know what I’m saying.
OnStar: Absolutely, sir. You and OnStar are speaking the same language.
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jazzfish: A bar of iridium. "Included are a bunch of pictures, a few movies, a table, 200,000 KeV and several things I have never done before." Also includes the phrase "three guano insane Russians" and a link to the guy's accidental ingestion of iridium.
Last night, I had a very detailed dream, focused around my parents' house, their neighbors' new fence, and a lot of lizards.
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notjaffo: Transcripts of OnStar Service Conversations Not Selected for Commercials.Customer: Perfect! That’s great, perfect. I’m going to need a car wash, too. Someplace discreet, if you know what I’m saying.
OnStar: Absolutely, sir. You and OnStar are speaking the same language.
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jazzfish: A bar of iridium. "Included are a bunch of pictures, a few movies, a table, 200,000 KeV and several things I have never done before." Also includes the phrase "three guano insane Russians" and a link to the guy's accidental ingestion of iridium.Last night, I had a very detailed dream, focused around my parents' house, their neighbors' new fence, and a lot of lizards.
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