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So, this is technically a meme, but I liked [livejournal.com profile] gingerdc9's results so much I'm just copying them. :)

They're so true! I can honestly relate to most of these and don't find it strange!

Go to Google. Enter You Know you live in [insert state] when and copy the answers.
I'm bolding the ones that are true for Northern Virginia.
I'll have to do a Virginia Beach one, too, 'cause it's so different than it was living up North. Such as, everyone goes at least 5 mph *under* the speed limit down here. You can imagine how I was tearing my hair out over that one when I first moved down here.


1. Speed limits are just suggestions
2. You take a major highway to school (95, 66,28, etc)
3. You constantly complain about there being nothing to do, even though you are right next to DC
4. You have at least 2 friends who have no idea what their parents do because its "top secret" government work
5. 50% of your senior class plans on going either to Mason, JMU, Tech or UVA
6. When people ask where you're from, you tell them DC because its easier to explain
7. You've never told someone you're from Virginia without putting "northern" in front of it
8. When you and your friends get bored you all whip out your cell phones and start playing with them
9. Its not actually tailgating unless your bumper is touching the car in front of you.
10. A yellow light means at least 5 more cars can get through.
11. A red light means 2 more can.
12. It takes you 30 minutes to drive 10 miles
13. Your local news is national news
14. If you hear the word "sniper" one more time you're going to slap someone
15. You actually know what the black boxes at stoplights are for
16. Even if your high school is only a year old, its already overcrowded
17. You have over 500 students in your graduating class
18. Despite the fact that Virginia fought for the south in the Civil War, you are NOT, under ANY circumstances, a "southerner"
19. You are friends with people from at least 2 other high schools
20. You know at least 2 people who drive a mercedes, BMW, Lexus, etc.
21. The cars in the student parking lot are woth 3x those in the teacher parking lot.
22. You are amused by visiting relatives who are actually excited to see Washington DC
23. You are amazed when you go out of town and the people at McDonalds speak english
24. You can cross 4 lanes of traffic in under 30 seconds
25. There are at least 3 malls within 20 minutes of your house
26. There are at least 6 Starbucks within 20 minutes of your house
27. You or someone in your family has a Smart Tag
28. Homework/Extra credit for a class has been to visit a museum in DC
29. When traveling, you have your choice of 3 airports
30. You don't actually like the Redskins/Wizards (except when Jordan was playing)
31. An inch of snow and you miss 3 days of school
32. All the potholes just add a little excitement to your driving experience
33. Stop signs mean slow down a little, but only if you feel like it
34. A rich white kid driving a BMW while blasting rap music is a common occurance
35. You call things "ghetto" even though in most of the rest of the country it'd be high class
36. You or most of your friends have a 3 car garage
37. You don't actually keep your cars in it.
38. When you were driving on the beltway at 2:13am on a Tuesday there was still traffic
39. Crown Victoria = undercover cop
40. A slow driver is someone who isn't going at least 10mph over the speed limit
41. You understand the meaning of "If you don't get it, you don't get it"
42. Subway is a fast food place. The transportation system is known as Metro, and only Metro
43. You've taken a wrong turn somewhere late at night and ended up in a bad part of DC(ex. anacostia)
44. Most of Loudoun County is the "middle of nowhere"
45. They just tore down the old farm house across the street and put 12 new houses in its place
46. The word Hfstival actually means something to you
47. Someone has honked at you because you didn't peal out the second the light turned green.
48. You've honked at someone because they didn't peal out the second the light turned green.
49. Rush hour lasts all day
51. Helicopters and airplanes flying above your neighborhood is a normal occurance.
52. 9:30 isnt just a time, its a place.
53. If you stay on the same road long enough, it will eventually have 3 new names.
54. You have to dial the area code to call your neighbor
55. You live 5 minutes from at least 2 high schools, but you go to one thats 30 minutes away.
56. You know at least 3 alternate routes to avoid sitting at a stop light.
57. You can't pull up to a 7-11 without seeing at least one cop, and usually there's another cop sitting not too far away.
58. You refer to distances in minutes, not miles.
59. When you put on your turn signal to change lanes, the people next to you speed up.
60. Talking on metro in the morning is prohibited

from "Top Twenty Signs You're from New York"

Date: 2004-06-20 12:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iamjanjan.livejournal.com
7. You know that the subway should never be called anything prissy, like the Metro.

http://www.ny.com/articles/top20.html

Re: from "Top Twenty Signs You're from New York"

Date: 2004-06-20 10:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skreidle.livejournal.com
Hehe.. but it's not all underground, and Metro includes the buses! :)

Date: 2004-06-20 12:42 pm (UTC)
subbes: A line-drawing of a jar labelled "Brand's Essence of Chicken" (Default)
From: [personal profile] subbes
Google says there is no "you know you live in indiana" if.

I guess hoosiers aren't smart enough to know they live in Indiana.

Date: 2004-06-20 04:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ezme9.livejournal.com
You know you live in California when...

You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house.
The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.

Date: 2004-06-20 10:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skreidle.livejournal.com
$250K and can't buy a house.. how is that even possible? Surely some decent houses are more affordable?

Date: 2004-06-20 11:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ezme9.livejournal.com
Try buying in Carmel... San Francisco... Thousand Oaks...

Date: 2004-06-20 11:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skreidle.livejournal.com
What are house prices (and downpayments and mortgage payments) like there? (I've heard of some of the insanity in SF, as Laura explained a bit when we drove by some little postage-stamp townhomes selling for ridiculous amounts that I've forgotten.)
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Date: 2004-06-22 04:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skreidle.livejournal.com
Not bad with roommates, but pretty crazy totals..

Date: 2004-06-20 05:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beracjade.livejournal.com
everyone goes at least 5 mph *under* the speed limit down here.

bullshit. i know i personally drive at LEAST 10-15 over everywhere i go.


then again, i'm on 64/264 around 0430, so it's a little different. but even in the middle of the day/evening, i still drive fast.

Date: 2004-06-20 10:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skreidle.livejournal.com
How about the people around you? ;)

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