You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway. When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.
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Date: 2004-06-20 04:34 pm (UTC)You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house.
The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.