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skreidleFirst, the humor:
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idoru:
why i could never marry jeff rowland of WiGU:
HE IS [not very secretly] ALMOST EXACTLY ME. [but much shinier, as i have discovered through looking at pictures. he positively.. gleams.. o_O]
Subject: internet people are dangerous. pay attention.
DEAR DIARY
OMG this weekend was totally insane! I seriously did not even go to
work on Friday because my friends came over! One time we totally
stayed up all night one night just laying on the trampoline and
talking and fixing each other's hair!!!
http://wigu.com/?date=20030801
http://wigu.com/?date=20030804
http://wigu.com/?date=20030805
Thank goodness the Governor's Club Lounge is reinforced with
TAINT-GUARD because we seriously TAINTED any semblance of DAINTINESS and
replaced it with PURE TAINT. It seriously went from dainty to tainty
in like $100.
Once again The Bob rolled into town on his custom SEGWAY SCOOTER that
runs on MONKEY DNA at approximately 230 DECIBELS. Bob fed us well with
his very own Sausage Faucet (TM). The Segway is basically like a
ZAMBONI that scrapes up roadkill and creates sausage that comes out of
a FAUCET. Boldly he became clad in an American flag and laid waste and
basically made Oklahoma feel ASHAMED.
http://wigu.com/sketchpad/20030803.gif
Moments later a C-130 HERCULES (custom fitted with pink windshield
wipers and approximately 25,000 pounds of neon lights) dropped SUSAN:
THE SASSIN' ASSASSIN into the back yard. Most women would use a
parachute for this sort of activity, but SUSAN can neither be defeated
by physics NOR functional rationality. The game was on.
At about the same time that the first drop of PROJECTILE DUCK VOMIT
hit the floor, LEON swaggered into Trout House with all the exuberant
sassy attitude, or SASSITUDE, of at least 100 regular death row
inmates. Rage was in the air, friends. Rage was in the water and
wind, and created a new element called RAGEIDIUM. RAGEIDIUM was quite
excellent on RITZ CRACKERS.
We annihilated many enemies such as DR. TRUCKERSPEED VON GOTOSLEEP,
whose presences was discounted. PROFESSOR RATIONAL McCOMMONSENSE was
taken down fast by a sword dipped in ASHWIHI POX. It was a battle, it
was basically the NORMANDY BEACH of sassing, but I think in the end we
won. Who lost is not clear, but we definitely won.
We didn't even have to use our AKs.
love
jeffR
.. DO YOU SEE?!
current mood: amused by jeff mcjeff
idoru:why i could never marry jeff rowland of WiGU:
HE IS [not very secretly] ALMOST EXACTLY ME. [but much shinier, as i have discovered through looking at pictures. he positively.. gleams.. o_O]
Subject: internet people are dangerous. pay attention.
DEAR DIARY
OMG this weekend was totally insane! I seriously did not even go to
work on Friday because my friends came over! One time we totally
stayed up all night one night just laying on the trampoline and
talking and fixing each other's hair!!!
http://wigu.com/?date=20030801
http://wigu.com/?date=20030804
http://wigu.com/?date=20030805
Thank goodness the Governor's Club Lounge is reinforced with
TAINT-GUARD because we seriously TAINTED any semblance of DAINTINESS and
replaced it with PURE TAINT. It seriously went from dainty to tainty
in like $100.
Once again The Bob rolled into town on his custom SEGWAY SCOOTER that
runs on MONKEY DNA at approximately 230 DECIBELS. Bob fed us well with
his very own Sausage Faucet (TM). The Segway is basically like a
ZAMBONI that scrapes up roadkill and creates sausage that comes out of
a FAUCET. Boldly he became clad in an American flag and laid waste and
basically made Oklahoma feel ASHAMED.
http://wigu.com/sketchpad/20030803.gif
Moments later a C-130 HERCULES (custom fitted with pink windshield
wipers and approximately 25,000 pounds of neon lights) dropped SUSAN:
THE SASSIN' ASSASSIN into the back yard. Most women would use a
parachute for this sort of activity, but SUSAN can neither be defeated
by physics NOR functional rationality. The game was on.
At about the same time that the first drop of PROJECTILE DUCK VOMIT
hit the floor, LEON swaggered into Trout House with all the exuberant
sassy attitude, or SASSITUDE, of at least 100 regular death row
inmates. Rage was in the air, friends. Rage was in the water and
wind, and created a new element called RAGEIDIUM. RAGEIDIUM was quite
excellent on RITZ CRACKERS.
We annihilated many enemies such as DR. TRUCKERSPEED VON GOTOSLEEP,
whose presences was discounted. PROFESSOR RATIONAL McCOMMONSENSE was
taken down fast by a sword dipped in ASHWIHI POX. It was a battle, it
was basically the NORMANDY BEACH of sassing, but I think in the end we
won. Who lost is not clear, but we definitely won.
We didn't even have to use our AKs.
love
jeffR
.. DO YOU SEE?!
current mood: amused by jeff mcjeff
