What do you get when you combine math and terrible puns?

[skreidle]

Conversions!

1 millionth of a mouthwash? = 1 microscope

Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement? = 1 bananosecond

Weight an evangelist carries with God? = 1 billigram

Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour? = Knotfurlong

16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone? = 1 Rod Serling

Half of a large intestine? = 1 semicolon

1,000,000 aches? = 1 megahurtz

Basic unit of laryngitis? = 1 hoarsepower

Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter? = Eskimo Pi

2,000 pounds of Chinese soup? = Wonton

Shortest distance between two jokes? = A straight line

453.6 graham crackers? = 1 pound cake

1 million-million microphones? = 1 megaphone

This set of groaners has been brought to you by yournailbunny

Comments

[evelynne.livejournal.com]

HA!

"billigram"! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[skreidle.livejournal.com]

I know! I was quite pleased with some of the puns in that set that I hadn't seen before. :)

[tckma.livejournal.com]

Knotfurlong! hehe :)

[jazzfish]

*grin*

Also, from Science Made Stupid we get:

Millihelen: amount of beauty required to launch one ship.

Watt: unit of power. Watt: I said, Unit of power. Watt: I SAID...

[skreidle.livejournal.com]

A fabulous book, really, which I saw once years ago and never since..