Woohoo! Pilfered joke of the day!

[skreidle]

The Birds and the Bees

One day a father decided he should talk to his 10-year-old son about the birds and the bees. He asked young Larry if he knew anything about this subject.
"No! I don't want to know! Please don't tell me!" his son implored, bursting into tears.
"Why, what's wrong son?" the confused father asked.
"When I was six, I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. When I was seven, I got the 'there's no Easter Bunny' speech. Then when I was eight, I find out there's no Tooth Fairy," his son explained tearfully.
"But this is different," the father said.

The boy stared at him belligerently. "Well, if I find out that grownups don't really have sex, I'll have no hope left!"

(Thanks, Phill ;)

Comments

[beracjade.livejournal.com]

WOW, that's blatant.

Mmm, pilferage.

[skreidle.livejournal.com]

Ain't it, though? :)

[beracjade.livejournal.com]

...and quick, too, i might add

[skreidle.livejournal.com]

"You're quick!"

"And a good thing, too!"