Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to the Joanna! Shout it from the hills!

Did you know?

Ellen is more kickass than allowable by law in most states.

Know what?

Apparently I rock at Trivial Pursuit, though I've never played it. Ellen was shocked by the revelation (that I'd never played), and decided to play me one card.. and I got the whole darn thing right, every question. And I quote: "There is so much asskickingness, and all of it is Scott."