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skreidle ([personal profile] skreidle) wrote2001-12-21 02:52 am

Movie #2, because I don't have to get up for any more exams, is..

..still in progress. But I'm falling asleep, and it's a DVD, so we'll continue tomorrow. Excellent movie, much more intriguing and interesting than the previous, but it may be noted that I've yet to post what movies I've rented to see until after I've seen them. :)

Note: I'd like to point out that funny as this may be for some of you, this is really an inconsiderate thread. I may -not- have seen all of these movies, and some of the spoilers I happened to notice for movies I -have- seen would have ruined the movie from the start.

But...but...but...

[identity profile] apotimber.livejournal.com 2001-12-21 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
...you not posting the list will make it that much more difficult for me to spoil the ending for you.

If you rented...

The Orient Express: Everyone did it.
Citizen Kane: Rosebud was the name of his sled as a boy.
The Princess Bride: Happy ending.
Titanic: Almost everyone drowned.
Pearl Harbor: We won the war.
The Matrix: It was all a dream. Really it was.

Wait! There's more!

[identity profile] airborne.livejournal.com 2001-12-21 10:10 am (UTC)(link)
Commando: Arnold Schwarzenegger kills people!
True Lies: Arnold Schwarzenegger kills people!
Terminator: Arnold Schwarzenegger kills people!
Terminator 2: Arnold Schwarzenegger kills a few people and injures a lot more!
Last Action Hero: Arnold Schwarzenegger [doesn't really] kill people!
Conan The Destroyer: Arnold Schwarzenegger kills people WITH A SWORD!
Eraser: Arnold Schwarzenegger kills people!
Total Recall: Arnold Schwarzenegger kills people!
Predator: Arnold Schwarzenegger kills people!

Even more!

[identity profile] apotimber.livejournal.com 2001-12-21 10:36 am (UTC)(link)
Rocky: Sylvester Stallone wins.
Rocky II: Sylvester Stallone wins.
Rocky III: Sylvester Stallone wins.
Rocky IV: Sylvester Stallone wins.
Rocky V: Sylvester Stallone wins.

Friday the 13th: Jason kills lots of people
Friday the 13th Part 2: Jason kills more people
Friday the 13th Part 3: Jason kills people in 3D no less
Friday the 13th Part 4: Jason kills people in what was supposed to be the final chapter.
Friday the 13th Part 5: Jason kills people in "The New Beginning"
Friday the 13th Part 6: Jason Lives, so he kills more people
Friday the 13th Part 7: New Blood? More bloodshed by Jason
Friday the 13th Part 8: Jason kills people, in NYC this time.
Friday the 13th Part 9: Final Friday my ass since they've got Jason X killing more people.

Oh, and they made a bunch of Halloween movies too where Michael Meyers kills lots of people.

More?

[identity profile] symurgh.livejournal.com 2001-12-21 12:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Clerks - Dante loses his girlfriend
Mallrats - TS wins his girlfriend, and other kinky things happen
Chasing Amy - Holden loses Alyssa, and other kinky things happen
Miss Congeniality - Sandra Bullock admits that she actually wants world peace
Pitch Black - Everyone dies. 'Cept for the guy who was a girl, and Vin Diesel cuz he's cool.
Rounders - Mike wins it all
Snatch - Diamond ends up in the RIGHT hands
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - Bunch of dead corpses, and a whole lotta weed
The Green Mile - Everyone dies, except for Paul and the rat
Tomb Raider - Angelina Jolie wins. Game over.
Dungeons and Dragons - Justin Whalin whacks us over the head with his incredibly bad acting, and somehow wins the girl. What the hell?
Crimson Tide - Denzel Washington is right
Jurassic Park 3 - More dinosaurs. More idiots. Oh, and a couple get back together.
Scary Movie - The black guy and the white guy are actually gay.
Kiss Of The Dragon - The French guy dies to Jet Li
Romeo Must Die - The bad guys dies to Jet Li
Once Upon a Time in China - Jet Li saves China
Once Upon a Time in China 2 - Jet Li Saves China
Once Upon a Time in China 3 - Jet Li Saves China
Iron Monkey - The bad guy dies to Jet Li's character in Once Upon a Time in China's father. If that made any sense.
Ghost In The Machine - She gets resurrected in a child's body
Akira - Kaneda blows up? I forget.
The Amityville Horror - People flee from the house. Don't know if it's haunted or not. Based on 'true' story.
Clue - The butler did it. No, Mrs Peacock did it. No, Professor Plum did it. No, Colnel Mustard did it. Ah what the hell, they all did it.
Copycat - Sigourney Weaver gets over her fear of coming out of her house. Yay.
Dogma - Ben Affleck gets blown up by God (Alanis Morisette)
Princess Mononoke - People/animals/troops die. Bloody ending.
Snakeyes - Nick Cage outsmarts his best friend.
The Truman Show - Ed finds out he's been living a lie.

[identity profile] edrick.livejournal.com 2001-12-21 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Ever After: Happy Ending
American Beauty: Psycho dad is gay, dad dies, Jane and the weird kid run off together.
Sphere: They have the magic to forget it all.
South Park: Satan loses, but finds love that isn't Saddam Hussein
Jurassic Park: Dinosaurs go wild and kill people
Jurassic Park 2: More dinosaurs go wild and kill people
Jurassic Park 3: Mildly intelligent dinosaurs go wild and kill people
Event Horizon: They all die.
Star Trek 1: It's Voyager!
Star Trek 2: Khan doesn't win
Star Trek 3: They find Spock
Star Trek 4: They get home using whales
Star Trek 5: What does God need with a starship? (God loses)
Star Trek 6: Kirk discovers that kicking aliens in the knee works.
Star Trek 7: Happy ending even though the old guys go away
Star Trek 8: They make first contact. Vulcans dig rock music.
Star Trek 9: Picard doesn't get the woman.

ooo movies

[identity profile] weeping-angel.livejournal.com 2001-12-21 12:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Final fantasy = almost everyone dies (but it looks really good)
Willow: Val Kilmer meets future wife - Peck saves world with slight of hand - everybody lives happily ever after
The Princess Bride = if I have to tell you, you deserve to be beaten.
Labyrinth = girl saves annoying baby brother instead of becoming David Bowie's wife. (Bad choice really.)
The Wild Bunch = almost everyone dies - really pretty gunfights
The Fifth Element = true love can save the universe
Seymour butts in paradise = none o' yer damn business :-P

Whee a bandwagon!

[identity profile] iamjanjan.livejournal.com 2001-12-21 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
hell wait
i dont want on this bandwagon.
there are so many movies listed...
i dont want to double up.

[identity profile] asinine.livejournal.com 2001-12-21 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring - A whole lotta Ren Faire people tromp around killing orcs and other freakish creations and end up.. well, it really doesn't end.

[identity profile] corpslave.livejournal.com 2001-12-21 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm game...

Child's Play 1: Chucky kills people and fails to transfer his soul
Child's Play 2: Chucky kills people and fails to transfer his soul
Child's Play 3: Chucky kills people and fails to transfer his soul
Bride of Chucky: Chucky gets laid, kills people and fails to transfer his soul

[identity profile] symurgh.livejournal.com 2001-12-21 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
oh my god, i just had a whole bunch of movies to list here, but IT DELETED MY POST!